Thursday

You think so, doctor?

You remember in Boogie Nights, when the Colonel's girlfriend was lying on the floor seizing with blood gushing out of her nose and the druggie dude said "I think she did too much coke"?

Well, in just as big of a shocker, it turns out that forcing teenage girls to notify their parents before getting an abortion reduces the number of girls who end up getting the procedure done. Who would have thunk it?

But remember, folks: notification laws aren't anti-abortion…they're pro-parent.

Maybe I should start thinking about getting some better shit.

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