It was simply too good to be true – today PatRoW proudly presents an all-Yahoo Entertainment edition of Quick Hits.
Nick Lachey to play bachelor in sitcom pilot – do you think they wait until the show is picked up before making jokes that allude to Jessica’s stupidity, or does the pilot contain a “Is this chicken or is it fish?” wisecrack? I say the pilot…and I say it comes in the first five minutes.
Tommy Lee forms new rock band for reality show – apparently, this year’s version of Rock Star will feature some new challenges. Instead of writing a song having to impress those audacious Aussies in INXS, contestants will be instead asked to steer a yacht with their cocks. In other words, it will be a much truer test of real-life rock star situations.
Demi Moore joins Costner psychological thriller – word is that audiences in 1991 are already lining up around the block to get their tickets.
The Smiths turned down $5 million reunion offer – money is not the issue; I simply will not share a stage with my dad again…not after “the unpleasantness” of 2002.
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