Bill Clinton, MD

I read today that asymmetrical breasts may be a predictor of tumors . I'm tempted to go straight to the punch lines, but what fun would that be for Letterman and Leno (both of whom are loyal PatRoW readers) if I stole their thunder from tonight's monologue? Plus, my jokes are not nearly as tasteful as the ones that can be heard on late-night network television; unfortunately, there really is a very limited audience for mammogram humor…