At long last, our allies in the United Kingdom are safe: singer Tom Jones has been knighted.
Sir Tom claimed that he has "always been a royalist" and said of the Queen, "She is lovely and she still is lovely. She has got a great smile and her whole face lights up when she smiles."
I know there's a joke here about the Queen and her throwing oversized grandma bloomers at the new knight, but I just don't have the heart for it. After all, how many sexy sexagenarian stories can I do?
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