Retired Maj. General: 'We need a new secretary of defense'– and while we're at it, how about a new President, Vice President, cabinet, Congress, a couple of new Supreme Court Justices , and for fuck's sake, a NEW PRESS SECRETARY !!!
Device helps find fat gene – I'm going to go out on a limb here and voice my ethical objection to implanting GPS microchips in obese people's blubber. Are fatties really that hard to find? I mean, it's not like Gene could get very far without winding himself.
'South Park' Creators Skewer Own Network – OK, we're going to spend a little time on this one…but exactly where should I direct my venom? The choices are:
1. Comedy Central's hypocrisy
2. Islam's need to take a chill pill
3. Bill Donohue calling Matt and Trey "whores"
Actually, that's not a tough decision at all. Choice #1 has been written about ad nauseam and choice #2 could get me blowed up. Looks like we have a winner by default ("Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language – de fault, de fault, de fault!").
Not to be confused with the deposed talk show host, William Donohue is the president of the Catholic League – a group with no official ties to the Church that nonetheless feels compelled to lash out against anyone or anything that remotely threatens its ideology. Relishing in his constitutionally-protected rights of speech and religion, Donohue called on the South Park creators to resign (he apparently thinks no one else should be afforded the same freedoms as himself):
"The ultimate hypocrite is not Comedy Central – that's their decision not to show the image of Muhammad or not – it's Parker and Stone," he said. "Like little whores, they'll sit there and grab the bucks. They'll sit there and they'll whine and they'll take their shot at Jesus. That's their stock in trade."
Does it go without saying that Billy Boy makes The List? I am certainly not above branding people I've never met with vulgar titles, but for the sake of argument, let's examine some of Mr. Donohue's other pearls of wisdom:
Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It's not a secret, okay? And I'm not afraid to say it. Hollywood likes anal sex. They like abortions. [MSNBC, Scarborough Country, 12/8/04]
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I'm pretty good about picking out who queers are. [MSNBC, Scarborough Country, 3/12/04]
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I'm saying if a Catholic votes for Kerry because they support him on abortion rights, that is to cooperate in evil. [MSNBC, Hardball, 10/21/04]
And the topper: (while commenting on why mainstream American actors like Billy Zane and Gary Busey would star in an anti-American and anti-Semitic film like Valley of the Wolves Iraq):
"There are people in Hollywood…who are nothing more than harlots. They will do anything for the buck. They wouldn't care. If you asked them to sodomize their own mother in a movie, they would do so, and they would do it with a smile on their face." [MSNBC, Scarborough Country, 2/9/06]
That's Bill Donohue, douchebag extraordinaire and Jesus' pride and joy. We're supposed to take this guy seriously?
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