Quick Hits – why ramble for 1,000 words when a stupid one-line joke will suffice?
Emotional Wiring Different in Men and Women – in other words: men are from Mars, women are fucking crazy.
Vanna White Gets Hollywood Walk Star – apparently, Vanna wants to make sure the world remembers that she, not Paris Hilton, is the least talented famous woman in Hollywood.
Said White, "I remember my parents telling me at the age of 10, 'You can do anything you want.' Dad, we did it!" Did you, Vanna? Did you really?
Test Pilot Scott Crossfield Killed in Crash – in other ironic news, Andrea Yates died yesterday in her bathtub, Susan Smith drove her car into a river and Scott Peterson has drowned at sea. The world will mourn the lost punchlines.
Judge Rules Law Invalid for Teen Sex – damn, I don't even know what this story is about…but it's fucking sexy!
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