So it turns out that not only am I not a bad Jew for opposing Joe Lieberman, but through sheer hubris and hypocrisy, he may have violated more Talmudic law than I did when I married a shiksa.
Orthodox Jew Stephen Hirsch examines "Reb Yosef" and his famous Senate floor rebuke of Bill Clinton's adultery. The Reader's Digest version? Captain Chutzpah is a self-serving and superiority-complexed boob. That's right – a boob.
If you're keeping score at home, that means I'm an anti-anti-Semite, which, if I've learned anything from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, means I'm very much pro-Semite.
That, and Wyld Stallions rule.
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