Viral Video of the Day

So I'm usually way behind on the latest, greatest video circling the world wide web, blogosphere or information superhighway, but I think I may have gotten in on the ground floor on this one. It seems that Fox 5 New York reporter Jody Applegate was doing a stand-up on how easy it is for bicycle thieves to cut through chains. She had two Jeff Spicoli-like assistants to help demonstrate…and if Jody didn't know these boys were trouble when they said Word One in stoner speak, she deserved to be punked.

Anyway, watch the video and enjoy lines like these:

Oh, this is just tomato ketchup.

It's OK. We were just doing a ruse.

Folks – that's ketchup. Do not be upset. There are children watching!

That's right. Fox – the network that has won more Emmys for violence, vulgarity, lies and deception than all other networks combined – is worried about kids getting scared by a bad prank and fake blood. Luckily, a quick-thinking director cut away from the horrific and emotionally-scarring clip to go to a live feed from Lebanon.