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I had planned on leaving the whole "Ann Coulter calls Bill Clinton gay" thing alone, mostly because giving her additional attention plays into her devious, cuntish mind. But she just won't let it go…and I can't keep quite any longer.

Earlier this week, Coulter appeared on Donny Deutsch's show and made his dozens of viewers wonder if women's suffrage should be rethought. Salon provides this commentary:

Under prodding from Deutsch, Coulter repeated on the air something she had told him just before the cameras went on: She thinks Bill Clinton is at least a little bit gay. Her evidence? Well, all those sexual relations he's had with women, of course. "I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality," Coulter explained.

Coulter, who said she was "glued" to the Kenneth Starr report about the president, claimed that Clinton didn't know Monica Lewinsky's name "until their sixth sexual encounter," and she finds something "of the bathhouse about that." "It's reminiscent of a bathhouse," she said. "It's just this obsession with your own -- with your own essence."

Deutsch -- the reasonable one in this particular conversation -- asked whether it's possible that Clinton might be "narcissistic" or a "nymphomaniac" without being gay. "Well," Coulter responded, "there is something narcissistic about homosexuality, right? Because you're in love with someone who looks like you. I'm not breaking new territory here. Why are you looking at me like that?"

Ah, Annie – we're looking at you like that because it's rare to see someone so stupid taken so seriously by other stupid people. You're like an eclipse; we know we shouldn't watch, but we can't draw our eyes away and end up scarring our souls retinas.

Anyway, not satisfied by the collective ambivalence of her critics, Coulter promoted the "gay Clinton" agenda on Hardball (the lessons learned – if you want attention, you must: a) call 9/11 widows "whores"; or b) realize that no one watches Donny Deutsch). When asked by Chris Matthews if her opinion on Clinton was based on her own private life, Coulter responded no, that it was "a manifestly obvious fact…I mean, why would a promiscuous heterosexual man have, as I say, a whiff of the bathhouse about him?"

Uh, what?

Matthews tried again. You're joking, right?

"It's not only not a joke, it's not even surprising," Coulter insisted. "…[ Clinton's] wild promiscuity shows a fear and hostility [toward] women."

Right, Ann. Bill hates women and is so gay that he has no other choice than to bang any heifer who throws herself at him…and you're such a good American and Christian that you have no other choice but to spew hate and ignorance at anyone who focuses a TV camera on your anorexic mug.