Thursday

Quick Hits – All about Jeb

President endorses Jeb, for anything – for some reason, I don't think anyone has placed an order yet on those "Jeb Bush for NAMBLA Treasurer" buttons, despite a White House recommendation.


Women can tell which men like kids – a leading reason why Jeb Bush will receive unprecedented support from females in his bid for NAMBLA Treasurer.


Governor Bush Declares State Of Emergency – apparently, Dateline is running new "Perverted Justice" stings from his home state of Florida…and Jeb is afraid that the negative attention could hurt his NAMBLA Treasurer candidacy.


God damn, is there anything in the world more fun than starting a ridiculous rumor about a Republican douchebag and then running that dumb joke into the ground? If there is, I haven't found it.

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